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gorgynei:

may your 2023 be lycanthropic and transsexual

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argumate:

but how can I do this five minute task if I’m leaving in thirty minutes

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lunatic-hiya:

wow i guess i spent too much time on the internet today cuz for a second i read ‘crochet’ as like. crocodile heterosexual. just for a moment there

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sonofdysonsphere:

nyancrimew:

jame7t:

there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower

must’ve been the animals

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Peer reviewed and passed.

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memorycycle:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

memorycycle:

waddloes towards u

Dont come any cloer

please

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here i coem

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tomb-of-madeline:

tomb-of-madeline:

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all terrain vampire. a drawing from 2021

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bibleofficial:

i’m sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i’ve gotten

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zonaisona:

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

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WHAT

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sillyguyhotline:

children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

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wont-stop-homophobic:

blondebrainpower:

A Komondor enjoying the snow

untamed mop

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lucytara:

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

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sisyphusshrugged:

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

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